The Panicked Person's Gift Guide
Whatever holiday you observe, this is the season for giving. For someof us, unfortunately, it’s also the season for panic. Our talent forprocrastination is compounded by sudden memory loss: What was thatperfect gift we found for Dad in July? We sure as heck can’t remember.Is there something about gift-giving that makes the best and brightestchoke? We’re here to help. While you were practicing preholidaydenial, the BAM staff was shopping—for out-of-the-ordinary giftsdesigned, made, or sold by Brown alumni. From handmade quilts andorganic pickles to ocarinas and sex toys, here they are, arranged inthe BAM’s first-ever gift guide. We chose these as a public service toyou, the last-minute shopper. If you need more evidence that Brownalums are resourceful, quirky, and (for the most part) tasteful, lookno further than these pages. We doubt you’ll find these treasures atyour local mall. The clock is ticking ...




